Grave Shift

    The most thrilling experience a college student can have is working a full-time minimum wage job to get through school.  Only one detail makes this rush even more exciting.  Grave shifts were implemented in the early umpteenth century by the Bonk god Insanes.  Insanes comes from the Bonk root 'san' meaning without a heart, or even a brain.
    Tonight I am watching 'House'.  I watched the movie 'Hanna' to begin my shift.  Why are so many movies being produced right now so weird?  Maybe I'm just tired, but 'Hanna' has a pretty weird little plot thingy going on.  This girl is being raised by her 'father' close to the south pole or Antarctica or something to be an assassin.  Throughout the movie she experiences European hippie life and electricity among other things.  In the end of this movie Hanna makes a discovery, which I'm assuming is supposed to be the surprise that makes the movie such a thrill?  Looks a lot more exciting than it really is.
    On another very unrelated note my beautiful wife and adorable daughter are sleeping in our basement apartment with my black, shaggy dog.  Kyla and I have been married for a little over two years now and our monkey, Hazel, is around 3 and a half months old.  Our black monster is named Shaggy and loves empty milk jugs and horrifying people with her large stature and over-excitable disposition.  I will most definitely tell more about my people later.
     We all live in the basement of a yellow submarine, or house rather, in Ephraim, Utah.  I am attending Snow College while working on pre-requisites for pharmacy school.  I've been here too long and will be staying too much longer.  I work part time as a pharmacy technician and a shift short of full time usually at a girls home in town.  I recently started bouldering (if that is a verb) which is soo much fun.  I enjoy the outdoors, sports, and most things worth learning or reading (if there's a difference).  I have also very recently begun to blog (this verb also in question). 
    Disclaimer:  Lots of commas and questionable grammar.  If you grade it please keep it to yourself.